Some Reason to Smile…

19 06 2008

Some Joke that I read today! It did leave me with gales of laughter though!


These four classified ads appeared in a newspaper on four consecutive days. The last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day’s mistake…

MONDAY: For sale – Vishanth has a sewing machine for sale. Phone 9840716581 after 7PM and ask for Mrs Mani who lives with him cheap.

TUESDAY: Notice: We regret having erred in Vishanth’s ad yesterday. It should have read, ‘One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone 9840716581 and ask for Mrs Mani, who lives with him after 7PM.’

WEDNESDAY: Notice: Vishanth has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in the classified ad yesterday. The ad stands correct as follows:
‘For sale – Vishanth has a sewing machine for sale; Cheap. Phone 9840716581 after 7PM and ask for Mrs. Mani who loves with him.

THURSDAY: Notice: I, Vishanth, have no sewing machine for sale. I smashed it. Don’t call 98407 16581 as I have had the phone disconnected. I have not been carrying on with Mrs. Mani. Until yesterday, she was my housekeeper but she quit!




7 responses

20 06 2008


Hilarious!!! Ha ha ha ha ha… poor man.. poor sewing machine!!!! πŸ™‚

22 06 2008

FRIDAY: Notice: Iam not vishanth, mani is not my house keeper, but my phone number is 9840716581. Some one played joke on my mobile number on Net.

23 06 2008

@ Hari
Glad to see you enjoy it.
@ ctone

29 06 2008

Hillarious… enjoyed…

30 06 2008

@ Abhishek

2 07 2008

Thanks for posting that Rani, very funny πŸ™‚

4 07 2008

@ Barkha
You are welcome! πŸ™‚

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