Why Men Don’t Write Advice Columns..

14 03 2008

This is truly Hilarious! πŸ™‚

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Dear Walter:

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn’t gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to halt. I walked back home to get my husband’s help. When I got home couldn’t believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for Twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that he’d been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don’t feel I can get through to him anymore.

Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Mrs…. Schlemiel Usk

And the Response is..

Dear Schlemiel:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps.
Sincerely Walter
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8 responses

14 03 2008
rashmi

Hmmm….
Its a Bliss to be a Woman!!! πŸ˜‰

14 03 2008
Des

He blames being out of work for his adultery. if that be the case then there are a millions blokes out there having affairs.

14 03 2008
chennairamblings

Love this! πŸ˜€

15 03 2008
nrsl

@ Rashmi
At times. Yes!
@ Des, CR
πŸ™‚

24 03 2008
Ankit minglani

heyy…. good hilarious one buddy .. got to your blog from indiblogger.in

have a nice day .. keep smiling !! πŸ™‚

25 03 2008
nrsl

@ Ankit minglani
Hey thanks for those lovely wishes. Hv a beautiful day!

7 04 2008
James A. Ritchie

Typical of a woman. If she had included the make and model of the car, he could have given a much better answer.

8 04 2008
nrsl

@ James A. Ritchie
Haha.. That’s a typical guy answer. πŸ™‚

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