Some of those inevitable, ironically plausible laws of life! Whenever I got through them, they sound so true!!
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired.
The Peter Principle:
In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Work is accomplished by those employees who have not reached their level of incompetence.
Those who can, do. Those who cannot, teach
Those who can’t teach, administer
Those who cannot even administer, become consultants.
Everbody lies; but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens.
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
Van Herpen’s Law:
The solving of the problem lies in finding the solvers.
Ruby’s Principle of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
Great discoveries are made by mistake.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else
One Anonymous Great Seer’s Law:
Money can’t buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.